Since school went back in August, things have been mostly same-old-same-old around St Jude's--which is to say educational, religious, and full of Bornpang's inexplicable announcements. On Monday 15th, however, as all the students will be aware, is a school fair day. The art club has acquired space to paint, the drama club is putting on a few scenes ( Read more... )

Camp Crystal Hills has existed since 1970 and cannot be blamed for its unfortunate choice in names; regardless, it looks very hospitable, surrounding a large, glassy lakefront clear enough to see the hospitable and harmless-looking sandy bottom. It's about 25 minutes outside of Minneapolis proper, with five cabins per sex, and six students in each ( Read more... )

It's nearing speech time, and this time dictates that all good little boys and girls should make their way to the Pavillion. So wrap up your rides, finish your cotton candy and other treats, stop your unruly shenanigans. Come one, come all!

Upon arriving at the Pavillion, you will find a sign in sheet. At the top of this sheet, someone has ( Read more... )

It starts off a fairly normal school day. Principal Bornpang has insane Biblical announcements to gift the students with, and then presumably wanders off to spread the word of God elsewhere whether the recipients of said word like it or not. All is quiet on the Western front, and it's been a very warm, sunny week in Minneapolis. Just another ( Read more... )

The party starts just after eleven ( Read more... )

Upon entering the gym, after having their IDs (and possibly their outfits) checked, students will enter a ~*MAGICAL WONDERLAND*~ of....the gym. But hey, there are Christmas light strung around - the rope kind, because those are awesome. A few signs leaking glitter remind students that the dance will last from 7 - 11 PM, and that the usual rules ( Read more... )

Oh hey look, it's the morning announcements starring his royal aortic weightiness, Sir Porn of Bang.

Is he gargling? Why, yes. He is. "Goooooood mooooorning, Vietnam by way of St Jude. I would like to start out by thanking everyone who spent April 1st being mature. Those of you who fell for the temptation of the unholiest of false holidays, ( Read more... )

It's your friendly local principal Bornpang again, kids.

He clears his throat a time or two before beginning.

"Good morning, St. Jude Students; as today is April first, I would like to remind you all that April fool's jokes are not permitted. We do not tolerate fun, shenanigans, jokery, or other tomfoolery here at St. Jude High, no matter how ( Read more... )

The announcements, which of course occurred during homeroom and not....five hours later what are you talking about please put that down, are as follows:

"Good morning, St. Jude. Today is Wednesday, March 26, and remember, God can see everything you're doing. He knows if you're not paying attention to the announcements, so listen up.

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